我的丈母娘

My mother-in-law swears by it.

我的丈母娘以它发誓。

I´m puzzled by my mother-in-law’s habit of keeping her toaster unplugged.

我一直很疑惑为什么我的丈母娘习惯拔掉烤面包机的电源。

My wife and I have many arguments, but she only wins half of them. My mother-in-law wins the other half.

我的妻子和我有很多争论，她总是只能获得一半的胜利——我的丈母娘获得另一半的胜利。

And, because he was a parent , he was able to help me to understand what my mom -in-law was perhaps dealing with, as well.

而且，他是身为家长，他能够帮助我了解我的丈母娘那时候也正在应付东西。

Because my mother-in-law´s arriving tomorrow, and I don´t want anything to make her think she´s welcome.

因为我的丈母娘明天就要来了，我不希望她产生欢迎她到来的错觉。