saber fate
Today, I put a sock on my dorm room door to get everyone to think I was getting laid.
今天我在宿舍门上挂了一只袜子,好让大家以为那是“补魔中,勿扰”的意思。
—— 给力词典精选Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML.
今天补魔的时候我以为自己终于迎来第一次高潮了。其实我只是呼吸太快喘不上来气儿而已。
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