按摩棒

What, you thought the gold prostate massager was the most expensive luxury good made to stick in your butt?

什么，你认为镀金按摩棒是插你“菊花”的最贵物件？

and a massage rod including a head part and a leg part extending from the head part, the massage rod being inserted in the recess.

所述按摩棒包括具有按摩表面的头部以及从头部延伸出来的腿部，所述按摩棒通过腿部插入并固定在所述凹进处。

The utility model discloses a massage rod, which is composed of a taper rod body, a spherical massage head and a taper metallic sheath.

本实用新型公开了一种按摩棒，由锥形棒体、球形按摩头、锥形金属套组成。

Today, I learned that my apartment´s walls are thin enough for my neighbors to hear my vibrator.

今天老娘我才知道我住那栋公寓的墙壁忒薄，以至于邻居们都能听到我的按摩棒震动的声音。

Oh, comn on. If you´re going to get a vibrator, at least get one called ‘[参数1]’the horse‘[参数1]’.

拜托，如果要找一个按摩棒，至少它的名字应该叫“种马”吧。