牛哥

One day, Niu called Secretary of the documents referred to the boss:´The report The boss, next month, a group of European orders, I think companies need to send people to deal with you.´

一天，牛哥叫秘书转呈公文给老板：“报告老板，下个月欧洲有一批订单，我觉得公司需要派人去处理一下。”

So the sheep waited until he calmed down and then said,´Brother Buff, I am in the same situation. I also ran away from my keeper because they planned to kill me for Christmas Eve dinner.´

绵羊等他定下神来，才说：「牛哥，我与你处境相同，我也是从主人那里逃跑出来的，因为他们打算把我宰了，当作圣诞大餐。

A Niu, how? That foreigners do and I count more than!

牛哥一听，怎么？那老外难道和我比数数！

I met a translator this days named gcmg, he was good at American English, in a word, someone couldnot hear the difference. So cool!

最近结识了个翻译郭长明，他是个美音的牛哥，很多人听不出他说话和老外的区别，比达拉斯小牛还牛呢！

Niu triumphantly, that foreigners collapsed to the ground, has been unconscious!

牛哥洋洋得意之际，那老外晕倒在地，已然不省人事！